yst was a crazy nite. went to town wif jason for awhile juz to hang out cos he's too bored, n i juz came out from my meeting. man, my client found my advertisement too radical.. guess i haf to calm it dwn alil.. gt to hand in my proposal n timeline by tml, n i'll finally get my pay.

Anyway xy came to meet us up in town, even though we left for simei in like 2 hrs time. met up wif guyson, n embark on our frightening journey of final destination. y?

U guys recall the movie final destination? the movie tt u escapes death alot of times? n finally death catches up wif ya? well, tt happens to us, bt ty God, im still here, escaping death itself, 3 times. Each time closer than the other.

1. we were driving along east coast park, whr there's hell lotsa humps at 1+ am. guyson blur blur happily speeding, when xy suddenly shouted "eh hump!!!!" next thing we knew, we were off the road, flew few cm off the air. LOL..

2. we were driving n approaching the split road, n guyson was heading towards the middle of it, whr's thr's bumps n barricades.. we screamed again n he make a sharp turn, missing it by few inches.

3. we were driving n rite in front of us is a stationary cab. n yar. we almost crashed into it. Guyson did another sharp turn at the last sec. We barely miss it, bt the sidemirror crashed into the bumper. U can imagine hw close we were.

all stunts above were driven at least 70-80km/hr.

We ate supper at simpang, n drank coke at the beach at east coast park, watched abit of soccer at jason's hse n finally resigned home.



My pattaya rice, also known as fried rice in omelette.



pic is abit blur. bt thr's prawns, squid n lotsa chicken.. NICE.


























the xy stun look, after the split road incident.

u scoop ur sugar from tis sugarcane cup.





Xy face on each of the stunts.













ok. i noe the post today is pathetic.. bt my fone went flat during the whole exciting journey.. or i'll take more fotos... n im gg outta to meet jason n xy for supper at my hse coffeeshop dwnstairs. gtg!

YES! I FINALLY INSTALLED WARCRAFT FOR DOTA!



been 2 yrs since i played it man. mani things haf changed. played till 4am in the morning wif sheng, dan, venis, maven they all. haha.. damn fun. didn't want to blog at all. LOL



oh yea. watch teenage mutant ninja turtles on sun.. it's was damn boring i tell ya. dun watch.. i was trying to kip awake throughout the whole movie. lousy plot, and lousy ending la. the fighting scene wasn't fantastic either..



Man.. i should stop watching movie for awhile. it has become like an weekly event thing. shucks...

Rating? 2/5 dun bother.












after tt went to slack wif pcc plus guyson. went to dome to chill out alil wif jason's 2 cups of free lemon tea, wif our noob outfits tt suck all the morale outta them. one day dun dress street onli they feel so sucky.. hahaa.. gay action! didn't take foto cos.. outfit sucks, alot ppl kip interrupting the foto section, n it looks gay to camwhore. LOL..

couldn't realli get to slp..

had my sinful maggi mee for supper. man. when am i gg to hit whr i want to be.

every1 been saying i nid new glasses. im getting contacts hopefully.

ppl r so fickle. well, i am. glasses or contacts?

big face small eyes, sacchop, dope... so mani terms alr. wad else.

i've decided. im getting hot rox xtreme and protein shake after my pay is here. i realised onli thru spending gives me utmost dedication and motivation.

boss juz told me the project im in charge will gif me 1k at the end of the day. which is cool, bt i'll be doing alot of shit on my own.

join mailing list.. join 2+1 programme.. gif out samples. finish my advertising promotional tools, meet up wif trial participants, meet up wif boss for meeting, finish up my proposal, meet up wif in charge of printing company, get my posters printed out, do fotoshoot for advert, convince the participants to be live testimonials, 'flirt' wif glenda in the office, 'gay' wif joseph at the warehouse, research n research. alot more tt i couldn't tink of.... YET.

to be serious, it's the first time im taking on a project on my own, wif no grp members to back me up, for help me wif the report. It's like being in an advertising firm. on yar own, a freelance marketer. im terrified by the pressure, even though it's all from myself, to succeed, nt to fail any expectations, to do a gd job. lol.. everyday im tinking of all tis things. been going round n round my head all day, even though i jolly boast tt i get 1k for being at home. thing is, tis 1k is nt easily earn. tis is like a 24 hr job. bt, it's juz my life i guess. i cant see myself doing accounts. 24/7 at the com typing n calculating like mad. i cant see myself doing any calculation for high rise buildings. i cant see myself at the lab all day, trying to invent sth tt the world nv seen, n be awed. i tried designing, n seriously i feel tt i nid an concept n idea to start off. n i suck at drawing. LOL.. but i always see myself being a convincer, being able to stand proud, n present. i love it every min of it, to pour out wad i haf in me, to see my client nod in agreement, to clinch a deal, to be praise of being innovative and of cutting edge. i love every minute of it.

hopefully at the end of the day, it will be a success, and tis will be my best portfolio ever, problem is proposal and design for promotional tools nid to be done by tis thurs. im dead. LOL..

next in line. resume n cover letter for attachment at dfs.

love and hate. i cant tolerate it. i love to be in wonderland, but reality hits me hard everytime.

i'll be back, when i'm truly ready.

ok. day out wif maven n my "self-grp"(quoted from derrick) peeps. went to celebrate glenda's bdae bt the gals r horribly late. ranging from 4-5 hrs. other than glenda herself. Went arnd walking in town.. slacking from places to places n settle at dhoby ghaut arcade n watch maven the ddr god play ddr.

i suck at time crisis. =X


den we went to cafe cartel for dinner. had rodeo combo wif the gurls and maven. while kel had spaghetti.









Rodeo combo. killer. we didn't finish the pork chop. LOL..






im supposed to look shock..



i end up looking like a baracudas.

yar. tis.

anyway after the dinner i went to watch stomp the yard. the weekly movie event.. LOL... man. im bored of movies alr.

took tis foto instead of the poster. cos the poster damn ugly. LOL..

movie is nth much though. moves were wicked, teaches abt brotherhood and steal ppl's gf. LOL..

alrite. back from the interview.

i didn't get the retail assistant idiotic job tt requires u to stand in Guardian all day to promote the product.

nope. i'm meant for greater things. LOL

Interview slot was at 2pm. i reached at 130pm, cos i didn't noe whr the hell is amk industry park, so i took a cab dwn to find the place. to my surprise, it was friggin near my hse. 4 bucks cab fare to reach the office. LOL.. tt's cheap. so my interview started early. n my interviewer which was Glenda's cousin started asking me sum qns n so forth. then she commented due to my marketing background, she wanted me to do sth else.

She wanted me to come out wif a proposal on their new product which requires me to come out wif promotional materials like posters, n also book venues for the booth set up at diff polys cos our tgt mkt is poly students. it sounds like a great deal, yea it is. it's like doing my school semester project, bt tis time one man show. LOL.. i was kinda freaked out tt i had to do so much wif so much exposure and responsibilities for the job. bt, excited n interested.

Best part was i dun haf to work in the office all day. i can work at home! working at home n u get paid! wad kind of job is thr? ok. a tough one. LOL.. bt i still haf sum doubts though, for eg being able to do so much. hw much exactly is the pay? i realised im owaes doing sum job wifout knowledge on hw much is the pay. she did sae hopefully i can hit 1k. so i ASSUMED my pay is near there. *glenda, ask ur aunt to see tis. LOL* it's like doing an assignment for the client, and a percentage of their advertising budget will go to my pay. LOL.. tt's cool. bt as i said. hopefully can hit 1k. LOL..

tt's how jed applied for an sales assistant job n become a freelance marketer. =D ok. im damn stressed. LOL

The product im supposed to research on.

the ultimate acne solution.

And! the saviour of low self-esteem kids.

lol.. okok. i tink too far.




anyway, the interview took like 1 and a 1/2 hrs to finish, which was friggin long and then i went dwn to aljunied's guy's rented out condo to swim and do gym, onli to realise tt they gt kick out of
the condo cos guy isn't arnd, so we dun haf the rights. so we walked dwn to geylang to had our breakfast, lunch cum dinner thr. had sum beef horfun and the yong he tau huay. couldn't eat much though.. onli had beef horfun while the rest haf all the funni shit. ate sum xiao long bao also. LOL.. nice, n i forgot to take foto. LOL..

alighted at tis place and walked past tis freaky shortcut to my hse again..

one path. wif tis 2 trees side by side.

tis friggin long path, which take arnd 3 mins to walk from one side to the other. juz tt the path has no lights. at all. at nite it's pitch black, long path wif no lights at all at nite.

Fits jason's siew mai ghost story perfectly. i walked tis path b4 at nite. arnd 12 plus. it was pitch black n i hate to walk the long route back home. so i decided to take tis path. from the start of the path is a lamp n the other end thr's lighting. the entire journey is juz pitch black. i couldn't even see my hand in the middle of the journey. man. it's freaky. and the wind is howling, wif the effects of tt 2 trees side by side. it's damn eerie. i rmb walking n walking. focusing on the dim light at the end of the path. Then sum1 started walking from the other path towards me, i couldn't see anything other than a black figurine, approaching me step by step. even when he(i tink) walked past me, i sworn i could not see his face at all. it was tt pitch black. the scary part is i dunno wad's walking towards me. LOL...

after tt nite. i nv dare to take the path at nite. tis evening as seen from the foto, so mani ppl nw. tink they also bo chup. LOL..

damn hungry.

juz did sum survey. n i gt tis.

Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

ehhhh.. okok onli la. accurate? make ur call. =)

Hahahaha! tis is the day maven fall!

ok. nt realli.

celebrated glenda's bdae today. was actually going to head dwn to vivo tgt wif jas as a celebration. bt since jas, one of the main star wasn't arnd. we decided to change to a place so glenda can meet her family for dinner. We ended up slacking at the BK near wheelock.. crapping all the way. maven came join us ltr n bought her a cake. cant even wad the cake name was. afro sth.. die.. my england is getting bad to worse.. EDITTED APHRODISIAC > from maven.









HAPPI BDAE GLENDA!









Cake was thick of chocolate man. sth maven's mum will love. "Zhiwei!!! wo yao chi apple pie!"
Classic.








Maven. Still trying to mangle the cake. LOL..

Aftermath.

Slacked till 6 plus n glenda n the rest had to go off. met up wif daniel n he drove us to chomp chomp to had our dinner..











Aftermath of my wanton meee...








SATISFIED?







SINFUL~~~





n maven succumb. LOL..












The 3 bucks jug size sugar cane drink.





n Maven finished 1 and a 1/2. -.-"





water bucket.











Maven and his minced pork noodles









After dinner went to sum cafe called Ice cube.. (lame)


They sell desserts, drinks n stuff...












Menu.

















Maven n dan deciding wad to get. i gave up eating n snap fotos all the way..
















Ogling at the hot waitress. lol. kena caught alr.







The dessert. n the peppermint tea. and the forks.





=D













They called him, the COOKIE MONSTER.

the previous tag i was juz telling maven im on my way..

guess not.




















dad juz came back from batam.. look wad he gt..














OOOZEEE





hello supper!~ ok. i wun haf much. =D

nt tired. bt a boring day..

went to DXO in the afternoon. YES.. afternoon. for sum youth event. went to support my frens.. i cannot imagine hw mani kids they are there. as in sec sch kids.. juz irks me. LOL. the starting was pretty slow.. after tt the dance floor was playing top 40s. problem is neither venis nor zhenglong wanted to hit the floor. as for Ryan.. well.. he's in the midst grinding sum chicks.. in front of his parents! LOL.. it was a sight to behold.

saw sum of kat's fren.. ok.. nt realli saw. they spotted me n said hi first. n i haf no idea who they are until they whined tt they noe me i dunno them. LOL.. anyway.. danced wif them for abit.. bt was too bored.. perhaps no boost of alcohol.. nt high at all. lol.. too conscious of wad i was doing..

RESTRAIN LAAA..

tt's y i refuse to go for underage party... too kiddy thr.

juz came back.

went to clarke quay for bs wif glenda. After tt when touring arnd clarke quay-Raffles Place back to clarke quay cos i didn't want to go hm tt early. decided to settle dwn at TCC to slack abit. Had oreo milkshake n ti-rum-isu. oreo milkshake was nice, taste like ice-cream while ti-rum-isu gifs a generous serving on rum wif cream in ur mouth, ending wif a tinge of dark chocolate powder.

Gorgeous. n glenda cleared all the fruits. including the orangish thing. =)

great company. great slack.

i guess we juz dun understand each other yet, after so long.


or else why misunderstandings keep surfacing?

[12:32:10 AM] jocee` HAPP: mines a WASTED body
[12:32:12 AM] jocee` HAPP: cos i dun dance.
[12:32:13 AM] jocee` HAPP: LOL
[12:32:26 AM] jocee` HAPP: wooo hot sia
[12:32:27 AM] jocee` HAPP: HAHAHAHAH

the killer line.
[12:32:40 AM] jocee` HAPP: thank god u dun keep chat logs
[12:32:42 AM] jocee` HAPP: else im dead shit

unfortunately. i do. =D

REPOST: JAS BDAE FOTO

damn. lighting was real bad. cant even see me. n the 2 pretty ladies beside me. owell. HAPPI BELATED JAS. =D hope u enjoy the 'cake' and chocolate. =)

ok.

here is the results.

AY 2006/2007 OCTOBER SEMESTER
BCS1002 Communication Skills 2 - D
BMK2001 Advertising and Promotion - B
BMK2003 Customer Relationship Management - C
BMK2007 Internet Marketing - B
BMK2012 Retail Management - C+
BMK2013 Integrated Marketing Project 1 - B+
Cumulative Grade Point Average : 1.74

okok. i noe it aint tt fantastic. bt it's still gd enuff for me man. last sem was alot worse. tis sem at least gt Bs. and higher gpa by 0.24. nt complaining la. nt complaining. i tink the D for comm skill is onli cos my entire grp gt marked dwn cos we owaes late or nv turn up for his lesson. OWELL. next sem change grp alr. noe it's sounds weird. bt im gg to miss tis grp. =D

praise God.

juz came back from maven's hse. been a long day yst. went to find maven to buy a guitar at bras basah then went to watch 300 the movie. The movie was gd! fighting scene was great n it's nt realli gore laaa.... it was gd though, make u feel like a big man after watching the movie. HAHAHA..

"Today we give nothing, n take EVERYTHING"

"Spartans!!! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"

Some of the quotes tt i found in the movie. It's based on a real history in Sparta. Where at the end all 300 died in battle, bt stall enuff time for Sparta to prepare it's army of 10k to fight back n win the war.

After tt, we went to Indochine AGAIN. lol.. chillout with Cats In The Cradle playing live. One of the guitarist Sam actually approached us when he saw Maven's guitar on the floor. He then offered to give him guitar lesson. LOL.. learning from them will be like a dream man. since most of the songs they play r wad we used to listen all the time.

Tried to catch the last bus/train back bt couldn't catch it in time.. ended up in Maven's hse lepaking.. his rm is damn cosy.. realli like the whole ambience of it. played God of War wif ps2, after all the morale booster from 300! lol.. stupid..

DIE XY DIE!!! -backyard wrestling =D

REPOST OF CHANGI CHALET FOTOS.

actually onli 2 la. bt tis time can see face...

well. sorta.

PCC REFORM. cos derrick cant make it. Addition of gayboi gayson. furthest on the right.

the train. -.-"

Last day of chalet. After the recovery of my slippers. lol.. left them outside at the coconut tree during soccer the other day. Realised we were wearing the same collection of tee when we were heading out to interview/lepak on the 2nd day.

HDLN CRASH CHANGI LEH.. ADVERT SIA

alrite. another day of slacking at the shop. no sales at all for a sun! gawd.. tink it was affected by the it show at suntec.. no crowd in fep at all. owell.. it's was pure slack at the shop today. went to mix arnd wif a few shopowners/employees. totally bo chup own shop alr. LOL..



to start off, celebrated jas n veron's bdae today. the cake i bought was fantastic, bt the tot of it being mangled by maven b4 juz irks me. lol.. didn't want to eat the cake though.. and ty venis for making the chocolate till 3am in the morning.. appreciated yo. it was a happi n weird moment. when veron looked like she was gg to cry anytime. too touched? or juz tt she had a tough yr?



after tt rushed off for work. n everything was history.



went out wif the it show ppl after my work to haf supper at punggol nasi lemak.. it was alrite i guess. nt all tt fantastic though.. chili wasn't spicy bt nevertheless wonderful. chicken wing was crispy, and the rice is friggin dry.. haha. n costly too.






aftermath

juz came back from supper nt too long ago. man. everyday after work confirm go supper. dunno whether my 1 day pay is even enuff to support my expenses. xy slack wif me whole day in the shop, while guy n jason joined me after work. it's quite fun. went dwn to bedok to eat although it's friggin late. had a craving for chee gui. bt when we reached, shop close.... -.-"

had sugarcane n carrot cake. missed hawker food.

after tt took a bus back to tampines in hope to get a bus hm. so me n jason went to the bus-stop and saw ppl waiting at the bus-stop. i went up to ask wad bus is he waiting for n he replied 27 which was the bus i was gg to take too. before i could react, he pointed behind n i saw 27 reaching the bus-stop. i literally jump for joy! n jason was shocked by my rxn. as i said, im a simple man wif simple needs. no nid take cab hm i alr ty God alr. talk abt sum stuff during the bus journey, n we realised sth.

we r all wolves in sheep clothing. dun understand? let me explain.

Me. often labelled as man n being mature n serious. turn out to be a childish kid at times, from wad i do dwn to hw i walk as letitia quoted.

Derrick. labelled as lil boy. is actually damn vain n like to camwhore alot. LOL. u will be surprised hw mani fotos i haf of him in my fone, cos he like to use my fone to camwhore. nt like tt kind of lil boi tt doesn't mind the mud n dirt on his face.

Xy. the shy boy. who is actually the most "on" among of us. a funni joker wif lotsa cock n crap. Nt shy at all. LOL.

Jason, the playboy. who in fact is the most devoted one in our grp towards his gf. dun wanna go clubbing cos he wanna stay committed to his gf n nt do anything wrong.

get it?

one thing tt realli warm my heart was tis lil toddler abt the age of 2 stumble pass my shop while i was working today. she gestured to her god-father to let her dwn on her feet. n she slowly tredded to my side, n put her hands wide open, gesturing me to pick her up n hug her. it's was a real nice n warm gesture on her part. n i pick her up immediately n cuddle her. her god-pa sae she seldom let ppl hug her, n im real surprised tt tis lil gurl came to hug me. a stranger! it was a damn sweet moment. i will love to take a foto wif her. juz tt i was too busy playing wif her. haha.
well, it was a moment to behold. n the part when her god-pa sae, call uncle! i immediately sae im younger n onli 19.. LOL. owell. she's still damn cute though, n i realli like her alot. gave her stickers from juice mag in return of my fren's waterbottle tt she clutch tightly in her hands. LOL

feel so loved.

ltr at 9 plus gg out wif joce for open hse. running all arnd sg. then to town to help the newbie who came to take over my place while im off. owell.

juz came back from chalet+work. damn tired.

chalet was alrite onli la. it's like gg thr to be trained in courage. LOL.. courage camp.. cos my chalet is at changi. n opposite the road is the infamous old changi hospital. the urban legends of both the chalet n the deserted hospital is bound to make u tink twice abt gg thr. bt nevertheless, im still quite glad tt i went to both of them. it's a diff experience, nt wonderful, bt still a once in a lifetime thing. well, och is juz a deserted abandoned hospital, wif lotsa debris from the harsh weather plus 'tourists', we didn't dare to go in the nite, so we went in the afternoon. everything was quite fine i guess. we figured out wad are sum areas used to be, like the wards n so forth. wad amaze us was one of the ward C is like a confinement room, where the rm width is onli 1 and 1/2 times wider than ur own body and the length of the rm is 1 and 1/2 times longer when u r lying dwn. we also found lotsa old stuff, like square toilet bowl, old pieces of paper and old condoms plus clothes. LOL... wad kinda frighten us was tis dark alley when a bat suddenly flew out from thr, we realli squirm n ran. we also saw dog prints on the walls, it's was like done on the wall due to being frantic, like it was trying to get out. Besides that, we found the prints around a few levels, which meant tt the dog was running around the place. n when we entered the operating theatre. even though it's super warm due to the afternoon sun, as we entered the rm by juz a door, it's like entering an aircon rm. the sudden drop in temperature kinda freak me out a lil n i stayed away while sum of them continued to venture on, to realise tt the corner of tt theatre leads to 3 paths to smaller rooms n so forth. after tt we went to see the mortuary bt didn't dare to step in and we left ltr to conclude our experience. sum felt tt it's super crowded inside, juz tt thr's no1 thr. n yaadah yaadahh...

sum fotos tt we took during the chalet.

First day. no plain water. onli tis.

And then we realised, we finished all the softdrinks, n beer became our onli way of quenching thrist.

I realised. we haf all grown up.

the leaning tower of pijiu(beer)

i dun mind looking like tt if i can play like tt.

I'M JOKING!!! i shall continue to remain as a noob in guitar. =D

here's more

during my 18 bdae.

guyson, me, corinne.

our impression of xiao pang


fooling at toy r us

yaoh. pic speaks a 1000 words. i bet a video does more.

first up. tis is my friend fu hao.
Credits:
fu hao(in the video)
corinne(cameraman. luff like an idiot. tt's y camera shaky.)
me(the one screaming)



Next up. pcc gang plus guyson at partyworld





I'll make love to u. From me n guy. The training since sem 2.1 paid off.


Pcc gang first video at hg mall at 1+am
xy the singer.
me the fan.
derrick the security
jason cameraman
public. extras


Lastly, guyson. sg idol
Truly deeply madly.
all he haf to do nw is make a choice which one.
A or B?


enjoy ppl.