ATT B

This is the most boring status u can get in army. Man on tues im down wif fever flu and a nasty cough. Ever since tues to SAT(i juz booked out), i have been eat slp cough like mad and a lot of saikang. I tink i lost my tan. Once ure on status, ure not allowed to do anything. Ur life is juz eat slp cough eat slp cough and saikang all the way. I missed 2 road marches and parade tis wk, n i rly doubt im losing any weight cos i haven been exercising, but im eating real lil. *cross fingers*(i sound like a hopeless anoxeric) bahh.. not like i can help it. the entire bunk of 13 ppl are all sick. n most of them refuse to see a doctor cos they dun wanna go on status and slack. such gungho-ness is awesome, yet friggin annoying to see one by one recover and fall sick again due to the others spreading. oh yea, my reowned platoon serg is back from course. Heard he's the devil but he told me he's my bro in christ. So we shall very well see on mon wun we?

Quite a number of funni stuff that went on this week but will juz name a few.

1. there's the std obstacles course that requires us to be like spiderman. Climb walls? ropes? CRAZY! so there's this rope thing tt we nid to climb up to. my serg and officer gave an demo on how to climb and achieve the target and one of my section mates actually said

"aiyo! sispec serg climb faster den ocs officer" which was rather funni, if u noe wat i meant.

2. Our sergs were talking to us abt who are having sum difficulties because they saw spirits in the coy. He was telling us to avoid and all that, not to attract certain attention and all. but his most classic line got to be tis.

"if u see a ghost. juz close ur eyes n continue to slp. den tml report to ur commanders."

we den replied
"Wad for? Sispec(serg training course) got teach u how to exorcise ghost huh?"

3. i had my haircut again. nw im bored n tired. so im gg to slp nw. kkthxbye.